….Cause it can’t get much worse…after a dismal finish in yesterday’s Joe Kleinerman 10k in Central Park, I spent much of the afternoon watching football and drinking Budweiser and Rolling Rock….I didn’t earn anything better than cheap American suds, no “Brooklyn Brown Ale or Lager”…I mean I wasn’t expecting any miracles, but to be a minute and 8 seconds slower than last year is a bitter ill to or a lousy American beer to swallow.
This “getting back” is gonna’ be harder than I thought. I’m sure its gonna’ build character as it is challenging to deal with disappointing races. I remember telling other runners who were struggling a bit this past year that “the work has been put in” and to “just allow it to develop.” It’s so much easier to help others than yourself. But I have no choice at this point.
Aside from November’s illness that cut into my training, I’ve had 2 years of solid training that allowed me to have a great past year and a half. The thing is, when you are running well, you don’t want it to end…when you begin to struggle a bit, you don’t ever see it coming back again…it’s as if the past 18 months of good races never happened. All I can think about is the current struggle, the aches and pains, and fearing the next race will be a repeat of the last race.
So yesterday’s 10k…which is 6.2 miles for those who were curious, was anything but celebratory…although most of my teammates ran really well, which is encouraging… However, from the initial warm-up, I knew it was gonna’ be a challenging morning. I wasn’t able to turn my legs over (strides) during the warm-up. Was it the cold weather…not sure, but I noticed my calves were not responding during this warm-up. They felt as if they had raced the day before…oh well…”suck it up,” there’s a race in 10 minutes.
Within the first mile which I felt was conservative at 6 minute pace, I knew the next 5.2 would be brutal as I was running all out…I didn’t have another gear…and although the next 5 miles were difficult, it was more about the aches in my calves. The thought of dropping out was there as I knew I wasn’t going to contribute to the team. But I haven’t dropped out from a race since I attempted to triple at a track meet in 1979. I vowed never to drop out again…because if you do it once, you will continue to do it as soon as the race becomes too difficult, whether it is physical pain or you are not happy with your placement. I’m not saying to run on a stress fracture, but I would rather finish on a stress fracture, then to drop-out…just the way I am (die trying).
I have to believe this will pass. I remember struggling with my first couple of races after last years marathon, and 2009 became a solid year for racing. So I didn’t finish where I finished last year, nor was my time even close to where it was last year, but I have to believe the aches and pains will pass and I will be able to run the way I want/should.
…And the same goes for anyone else struggling. This is a sport with huge peaks and valleys. If you ran great at every race, you would probably be Kenyan or Ethiopian…and I don’t wanna’ hear that’s an unfair statement…I’m not in a good mood, so to pick a fight with me over my belief that Kenyans are better than most runners would not be a good decision on your part. So after the valley, one can only anticipate a nice build-up to a peak and it’s that ride that we want and wait for…it’s a great feeling, better than “The Cyclone.” Until then it’s just a matter of waiting on line until it’s your turn for the ride.
Thanks to Lara and Robin for yelling yesterday…
This was a week of trying to figure out how to get to Boston, other than driving or taking the train. I was trying to figure out how to recover, get motivated again, and begin a 4+ month chunk of my life dedicated to training for what may be my last marathon. I know…”never say never.” But as of right now, I need a break from all the miles. I want to get back to running fast again.
A quick explanation…there is a difference between running a fast marathon and “running fast again.” Marathon training actually makes you slower. You train yourself to run a certain pace that will allow you to finish 26.2 miles. That pace may be 6 minutes a mile for some and 10 minutes a mile for others. When you train for a 5k, that 6 minute pace will have to be 5 minutes a mile for the 5k and you naturally train yourself to run faster to compete at a 5k level. Last night I realized I missed that faster pace.
I grew up as a miler and eventually did 5k’s to help my mile races (on the track). I always said when I can’t run fast anymore, I would run marathons…sort of by default. Other than a forced attempt when I was 31…more about that at a later date, I waited until I wasn’t maintaing a 4:30+ mile and my body needed a change. So perhaps I need that change again…wow, the parallels between running and relationships pretty much guarantees I’ll be in relationship counseling for the rest of my life!
Anyway, last night was the start of a new training session at Urban. It meant an all out 1200m time trial to see where we all stood. In other words, the time trial gives information to the coaches so that they can base our workout pace throughout this next 2+ month session. I had no idea where I was in terms of my speed as most athletes don’t know. That’s why this workout or test is so important. The toughest part is running it at night (dark) and having to really watch the road…the last thing you wanna’ do is stumble or fall…you can’t recover from a stumble at 1200m.
So off we went last night. We had a good crew. Simon, Gerson, Steve, and I took it out. I felt that familiar “burn” in the back of my throat and the refrigerator on my back towards the end. When you race a mile or less, you can feel good and within 10 seconds, you can go into oxygen debt. You can’t get enough oxygen in you and you are literally gasping for a breath. It’s different than marathon. With the marathon, you are never out of breath…you just run out of fuel and that causes your legs to feel like rubber or completely lock up. I hope that kinda’ explains the difference between the two races….Anyway, I finished in 3:42, which equates to a 4:56 mile, assuming I could maintain that pace fro another 400m. Even if I lost a few seconds, it’s safe to say I am close to a 5 minute mile. Does that satisfy me? No way! But it felt so good to run that fast…it got me thinking that if I started training for my specialty (mile), the thought of running back in the 4:40 range seemed intriguing to me at the very least.
For now, I will take one event at a time. This Boston Marathon thing is something I am committed to and it’s time to get down to the business of training. As of now, I am not giving up drinking and certainly not Pop Tarts. I have not missed a Pop Tart session since the day after NYC. That is pure discipline and dedication. Talk about the perfect breakfast food…there is no effort involved…just open the package and it’s “Instant Utopia” which the faux frosting and yummy imitation fruit filling…it’s almost as good as……..and you don’t have to talk and cuddle afterwards.
See you this Sunday at the 10k in “The Park….”
Okay, so I’m borrowing a song title from John Lennon. But it’s all I’ve been thinking about lately. After a big race…whether it’s a half marathon, a marathon or a mile on the track, you have to eventually start over. Of course the marathon physically beats you up more than other races, but mentally, after a key race, you have to start over.
Essentially, that’s where I’m at these days…my body is pretty beat up and mentally, I’m drained. I am on the mend with the whole pneumonia thing. It kicked my *ss more than I thought it should/could. I just completed my 6th day in a row (running) and maxed out at 6 miles. This past week has been up and down, with one day being a solid 5 miles and the next would be a “hacking” 4 miler. I guess it’s all part of the recovery process…I say “I guess” because I’ve never had this before, so it is basically a “day-by-day” experience.
It can be frustrating, as I am constantly thinking that 3+ weeks ago I was cruising through 20 miles on the way to 26.2 and now I can’t even think about 10 miles. Ya’ see, after last year’s marathon, I was already back at 50 miles a week and feeling really good about it….and so it goes…”what a difference a year makes.”
So now it has to all about patience…my friend Eric (the pilot) keeps reminding me that we are 21 weeks (?) away from Boston and yet I have to be patient and take it day by day. That is soooo not me. I’m Larry “F’n” Glazer and if I want to run 12 miles tomorrow, I should be able to. But right now…healing up is the first priority…otherwise Boston may never see the light of day. Honestly, I am not even into doing it. I really wanna’ run it to be with my friends and teammates (who qualified) that I ran with when I was doing the whole Intercollegiate thing. It will be nearly 30 years since we first toed the line together and here we are all qualified for Boston. So that is my motivation right now…to get back into shape in order to be a part of something as special as this….
Now, I have to clear my lungs and heal a chronic achilles tendon that is taking upwards of 3 miles before it eases (numbs) up. My concern is how I will be able to put the mileage needed onto the achilles when it just refuses to cooperate. I was recently chatting with my buddy Charles (Ironman) and we both notice how aches and pains take longer to heal these days and the chronic ones…well, they never seem to subside. I’ve had this achilles deal for a decade…going back to when I used to train with Gerry during our lunch hour (2 hours) in CT. Talk about a great gig…we would run the beaches at Westport, CT…it was a great time and a fun gig. Oh, and as I babble here…Charles’s wife Julie has also qualified for Boston, so that’s another buddy from college who will be in Boston.
The more I write, it does seem like a “once in lifetime” event. All these friends (from WI, IA, KY, Sag Harbour) together for…no wait…why do we have to run a marathon to get together. I’d much rather go to a resort and drink “day-glow colored frozen concoctions” than run a marathon. Maybe in a few weeks, I’ll start to feel better about this whole thing, but until then, I’m just going to take it “one day at a time” and prepare myself for “starting over.”
See you on the roads….hopefully
Remember how I’ve said in the past that I totally dig FB ’cause I get to see all the “dip-shites” and anti-semites (that were cruel to me) that are soooo out of shape that I actually smile in the morning. Plus, I don’t have to send money anymore to those “Tammy Faye Ministries” praying for painful injuries to them….it’s been a win-win situation for me! Thank you FB. But since that 26.2 race, my own health was “sucking wind” literally…and an old friend Jamie mentioned “did you go to the doc yet?”
I had it all planned…wait a day…say yes…but I knew she would know I didn’t go…don’t ask me how…she would know. She’s married and she know’s how guys don’t go to doctors and certainly don’t use road maps (in front of women). With the Garmin’s, now it seems safe for guys to let down their guard and take directions…GUYS…IT’S STILL A MAP!! I am sure a women is sitting at the head of Garmin smiling…..they have outwitted us again!!
So, yesterday I was staying home and coughing like a 2 pack a day kinda guy. It’s the kind of cough that I wanted to hang a cigarette off the side and play the part….oh yeah, my side-kick Samara was home as she was under the weather as well. It was gonna be good, The Sponge Bob Movie for the 10th time, bonding with my daughter. When we’re together, we can talk about anything and I encourage her to ask away until we get to the development of “boobs” and why boys don’t “get them” or something along that line and then I realize time is short and these are moments that are to be cherished indeed. BTW, my answer of “they would never go to school or to work” fortunately falls on deaf ears.
But by 8am, work was calling, frantic as the DataBase Server was down. That’s great…I told them I could not come in 101+ fever. They were fine with me coming in. The DB was more important (apparently) than the health of the other employees or patients. DID YOU THINK I FORGOT ABOUT JAMIE? Ya’ see my doctor is a block away from work…ahhhh, make appointment and see my UK speaking doctor.
It wasn’t until I was at work and trying to move around that I realized how exhausted I was. Of course I jump started the DB Server. To bore you, it’s an older FileMaker 6 Server. Anyway, Samara made some new friends and then we were off to the doctor. When I’m in the waiting room, I feel like I’m waiting for The Late Show Curtain to open. The anticipation….and there…in his Welsh glory is my doctor….and he has grown the same beard as me…clearly to impress me…
I tell him I’m not sure if I have the Flu…RED FLAG, SIRENS, FLASHING LIGHTS…he immediately brings me to another room and we both have to wear masks…Samara is over playing with the scale (no mask), so to me it’s all BS. He checks my breathing and then tells me he wants to swab my my nostrils. ”Daddy, maybe he’ll pick a winner.” Lesson: Be careful what you teach your kids. …well, he should of said, he wanted to swab the back of my eyeballs as that is what it felt like. It wasn’t painful, but I could tell, I was not going to be moving from that position…he had full control of me with just a swab. So, after he was done, he gave me my sample and wrote some scripts…told me to head to NYU hospital to drop off my “snot” (not his words) and to get a chest x-ray as he thought I might have pneumonia.
Yeah right…I know the routine…more money wasted…. Samara was a champ and was excited to go to the x-ray facility at NYU. It was like a field trip for her, as that was how I tried to present it…I would have been bored, but she loved it and saw the X-Rays come up on the computer as they were being taken. We then dropped off my “nose goblins” and then I explained to Samara that 6 years ago was the happiest day of my life. ”Why daddy?” Because, you were born here
It was one of those special moments that I will always remember where I was when I told her…priceless…
As of today, I do have pneumonia, according to the “Tom Jones” of doctors. Still waiting on the Flu (nasal) results. Go figure…I workout, take good care of myself, only recently went back to Pop Tarts and I have pneumonia?? Ummm, I can think of a whole bunch that should have it….who knows, maybe all the anti-bacterial stuff didn’t work…well, clearly it didn’t…just gotta ride this out and look forward to getting back to running…
See you in the doctors office….thanks again Jamie….

My Lungs
I’m just gonna check in real quick here to let you know I intend to write again. I’ve been really sick the last several days with a fever peaking out at nearly 102 yesterday. I’ve been coughing up stuff like I was “back on the bong.” …and that’s something I will never understand about pot. It makes you cough so intensely, and yet the user will always say “good sh*t.” I would think if it was smooth and didn’t make you cough, then it would be “good sh*t??” In other words, when coke is good, it doesn’t hurt your nose and cause it to bleed. …and I’ve always had trouble with anyone telling me something was good with the word “sh*t” immediately following it. But I digress…
So, at some point I will address my feelings about Boston. Right now, my heart is not in it. I am not sure how intensely I will train for it. I spoke with a young, up-and-coming teammate, Kevin and he mentioned something that’s been on my mind for some time and that is the half marathon. It’s all about recovering and the half allows you to do that.
I also believe NYC lowered my immune system, which made me susceptible to getting sick. I just don’t like feeling like this. Remember, I was washing my hands and using that hand sanitizer stuff at every moment and yet I am more sick today than I can remember….absolutely frustrating.
Anyway, I’ve gotta hit the showers….yesterday was a perfect example of how a fever effects you. I was in there for over a half hour. I was daydreaming….I was thinking how annoyed I was that work actually called me on Friday and had me get up from a sound sleep to help them with a support issue…I stepped out of the shower and realized, I had not shampooed, lathered….nothing….I just stood there for the 30+ minutes…I had to go back in. It was being “back on the bong.”…stoned.
I’m about to write a blog and the I.T. question for me today was “do you think there are aliens?” First off, when Larry is working on his blog, he does not like to be interrupted…I mean I’m working here! It’s not like I was napping. Yes, I will be doing that after the blog, but for now, I am technically working! Oh, my answer…you ask?? Of course there are aliens…we are clearly a science project for some high school/college alien on another planet. The project went bad and this is what happened. Let’s assume he/she/it did not receive a passing grade.
The title of the blog….yes another Bon Jovi song. No, I’m not in love with him…ok, maybe a little…a little more…more…right about there. I just spoke with my buddy Joe from high school yesterday. There wasn’t a mailbox in Central Jersey that was safe when we were together. I mean I was smaller than you in high school, but my car was bigger…get it?
Anyway, Joe was best friends with Jon growing up. Every time I was out with Jon, we spoke about Joe with Jon asking for Joe to contact him. Sooooo, I am hoping Joe contacts him this time and they reunite. Nick, make sure dad calls him!
Okay, 2 days left and I can say Coach Todd has done everything correct to prepare me. I could not ask for anything more. Well, I could, but that would probably involve a late night club, lots of leather, rubber, but this blog would have to be re-titled: “Let It Flog” or something along those lines.
Anyway Coach Todd had me taper and as nervous as I was 2 weeks ago about not feeling ready…well, I am still feeling nervous, but I am know I am ready. The nerves are normal. I remember skydiving and the jump-master said if you weren’t nervous, then there was something wrong with you. I think you can apply the same theory to the marathon. If you are not the least bit worried, then you must be planning on taking the subway in Long Island City.
So I went to the Expo with Adam and C. We were there for hours going to so many booths and melting credit cards on commemorative items. I picked up a shirt for Samara which she proudly wore to school today. I wanted to shed a tear, but like I said, I haven’t been able to cry since the last NYC Marathon. I was really proud to see her proud. Oh yeah, I picked up another Phiten titanium bracelet. The sales person thought I was a spokesperson as I had more product on than Joba Chamberlain. I promised Adam if he purchased a necklace, he would “fly.” I don’t even get paid for this!
Cara was working the Sugoi booth and this was an important stop. Yes, Adam needed arm warmers, but for me, Cara has this gentle way of calming you. She was vital to me breaking three hours last year when everything was crumbling. So just stopping by to say hi and to have her chat for a few moments was pretty key in my mental preparation.
All that’s left is to lay out all my shite…drinks, food, Gu (no jokes please), uniform. I will pin on the number and put the chip or thingie on my Nike Lunar racing flat. Of course I will try on the full uniform and get pumped up. I need to make sure everything feels right.
Tonight will be the last key night of sleep. Saturday night is pointless as waking up at 4am (the latest) on Sunday means minimal sleep. Thus, it is even more important to get sleep tonight. It’s now or never. Saturday, which is Halloween will be tough as I will want to accompany Samara to an annual party, but I don’t want to be standing for too long, so I may have to miss out this year.
…And that’s it. Everything is in. The only thing to do is put out. Wow, I sound like a 17 year old on like date #2 with “what’s her name?” But it’s really that simple. Get out there on Sunday and run….run hard, but run.
See you Sunday!!!
Two more things “Keep the Faith” and “Let it Rock.”
The title says it all. It is what Coach Todd used to describe what the entire race will be for me. Oh before I get into the explanation of what Todd meant, it triggered “Knife Edge” by The Alarm.” to play. It’s like I have this Ipod in my head. I’ve had it since I was like 3 years old, playing Beatles songs and “Yummy Yummy,” “1-2-3-Green Light,” etc. while I rode my “trikey,” so technically I invented the Ipod. Anyway, the Alarm were always considered a poor mans U2 or a U2 “knock-off.”….t’aint-so…yes, they warmed up U2 on the War tour, but they’ve always been their own band…Soooooo, with “Knife Edge” looping on my mental Ipod……
…….The race is basically gonna be about a balancing act for hopefully less than 3 hours….there isn’t any room for a single error. I can’t miss taking liquids if it is hot. I can’t be too slow at the half marathon mark. I can’t be too fast at the half marathon mark. I can’t pull over for a bathroom stop. Some have asked what happens if I have to much Gatorade in me and have to use the bathroom? Well, let’s be open and honest…I knew last year I was going to try it in full stride. Yes, I pull my shorts slightly down or to the side (no pictures please) and slow down just a bit…but other than that, I figured out I lost 10 seconds instead of probably at least a minute from stopping. I got the idea from all the women who stop on the 59th St Bridge and pull to the side to “Just Do It.” As I said last writing, women are smarter. However, that doesn’t mean I can’t take their idea and perfect it. Just because they have to stop, does not mean I have to….and there you have it. No, I am not teaching a class in it yet, but I guarantee I could. If only I could get hand sanitizer handed to me at mile 16!
The pace is basically 6:29 per mile…not a big deal for 18 miles….”been there, done it (cliche’ BS),” but in the 18 mile race, I made several errors (you may recall) with my pace, but I was able to hang on. Sunday, I will not have that option. If I make that same error at mile 1 again and it is game over….except I have 25.2 miles to try and hang on, knowing it is gonna’ hit me…like it or not.
I do have some good news…my training partner Mikey, Mike, Michael, half of the “M&M duo” made it into the “local elite!” We are both shooting for the same time, give or take, so we will be able to run together. I had been mentally preparing to run solo, which is the way I run most races, but if we can both get to mile 20 together, it could make for a great day for both of us. I am not teaching him how to “go” when we are on the 59th St. Bridge.
Thursday, my buddy Adam is coming in and we’re heading over to the expo together. He is staying over the night before the race, just like last year and hitting the ferry over to Staten Island. We went to the expo when it opened last year as well. Okay, so maybe we are a little superstitious.
I will try figure out my splits and post them here and on FB in case anyone wants to “see me, cheer me, whack me, etc.” as it will have the time day I will pass that particular mile marker. In the meantime, keep thinking positive, keep eating, let the taper build and begin to make NYC your city!
Okay that last part about “begin to make NYC your city” was almost as bad as a lame Delta commercial from the 70’s. This event makes you all weird….next thing you know, I’ll be offering to work extra hours or something insane like that!
See you on Sunday!

Keep The Faith
So…like that’s been my mantra throughout this training period. I use “Keep The Faith” often and JBJ music a lot as Jon is just a regular guy who has taken what he does to the top. But deep down, he is just a guy from Sayreville, NJ. Sure, people love to get down on him…I guess it’s his fault for being good looking and having a knack for writing and playing hit songs. Certainly being marketed during the “hair band era” helped skyrocket him, but he will always receive backlash for it….definitely not his fault. I remember riding home every week with the president of a large record label and he said it best. There are very few songwriters that have the same ability as a Lennon/McCartney or a Leiber/Stoller….Bon Jovi/Sambora are as close as you can get in the modern rock era.
Okay, so there is your music lesson for the day. If you ever see this written in a book, it better be in mine as I am not giving anyone who reads this any permission to use this personal story for their own financial gain. Many of my “schmooozic” business stories are personal and if I can find the right partners to put it to paper, ohhhhh, the stories we could tell.
So, in my training saga, we last left off with me feeling tired. You start to lose faith with less than two weeks to go. The one thing I’ve had throughout this journey is faith and trust in coach Todd and the other coaches at UA. It’s easy to question yourself and your own body, but it’s so important to Keep The Faith in your coach and the personal program he has created for you. This is what has sustained me through the rough times during the training, especially the last 2 weeks.
Tuesday night was a planned 5×1200 meter workout with a 1 minute rest between each interval. The interval was at “cruise” pace. That equates to 80% effort and should feel comfortable. The challenge is the minimal rest. During the marathon, you are not running at 100% effort. It is the lack of rest, or the attempt to sustain the effort for such a length of time that makes it so difficult.
I was still not feeling well heading into the workout. A part of me was hoping for Coach Todd to tell me to stay home. I even wrote him telling him I felt like “poo.” Yep, it all goes back to sex and bodily functions… But Todd knows me as an athlete and had me out there. It was the right decision based on knowing me and my ability, both mentally and physically.
I was smart and knew to run with Emily. She has a great sense of pace and the most important thing is I recognize she never makes a critical mistake in a workout by going out too fast and perhaps throwing off the rest of the workout. I’m a guy (some might debate that) and guys will always mess up a workout…it’s in their nature. We will always be cavemen trying to outdo ourselves or out duel someone else. I don’t see that with Emily and with a higher percentage of female athletes….so, yes, in this instance, women are smarter…hmmm…or is Larry just saying that to sound like a nice guy so that women will think he’s “cool, hip, down, phat, as well as other pointless words??? I don’t know…and why am I answering my own questions??
So I totally hung with Emily and she basically led me through a perfect workout, that we nailed. I was pleased to feel good afterwards and even the next morning I had a good recovery run. Since then, I have had a good bounce to my stride and and my breathing has been better. Could this taper thing be working? I’m starting to feel as though it is. I feel stronger physically and mentally.
I’m trying not to get too excited as we are still a week+ away from race-day, but I am much more optimistic than I was 2 weeks ago, one week ago, and even 4 days ago. It’s about running smart, believing in yourself, listening to what some really nice friends on FB have to say in support, trusting your coach 100% and to always “Keep The Faith.”